The World Is Going To Hell In A Handbasket

12 Sep

September 12, 2016 - Los Angeles, CA- Climate change. Fracking. Government digital eavesdropping. Preppers. Earthquakes in Oklahoma. A presidential race like nothing we’ve ever seen. Terrorists plowing down innocent vacationers in the beautiful French Riviera. Let’s face it- the world is going to hell in a handbasket.

Fortunately, has the perfect gift for the trip- a beautiful, sturdy, red plastic basket with chrome steel handles. If Little Red Riding Hood was skipping her way to Hades, you can bet this is what she would be carrying. And she might have even brought an extra handbasket for Grandma- as you recall, things really went to hell for Grandma.’s founder Frank Buddenbrock explains, “Every day I read the news online, check into my Facebook timeline or listen to my friends, and with everything they tell me I have never ever heard so much grief. It seems nothing is going right. I can’t ever remember a time like this. I hear trepidation in their voices, and see fear and uncertainty in their eyes.”

Buddenbrock continues, “People are scared, confused, and seem to be yearning for a sign, any sign of things getting better. So I thought I’d bring a little humor and levity to the world by offering everyone their very own handbasket for the trip to hell. Our label shows a devil emoticon, and he is smiling, thank goodness. It’s very sturdy, a beautiful red color, and large enough for those can’t-live-without items. Plastic shopping bags are now banned, paper bags can get wet and tear, and re-useable bags can harbor all kinds of foul smells and bacteria. This is the perfect get-it-for-yourself gift, or a thoughtful gesture for your family and friends. And a fantastic gift for the person who has everything- now they have something to put it all in. I would suggest people order their baskets while they’re available. If these handbaskets go on backorder, man, you know for sure that the world is going to hell.”

Handbaskets can be ordered through the website at The basket has a five-gallon capacity, durable metal handles with comfortable grips, and measures 12”x”17”x9”. They’re normally $29.95 but are available for a limited time at the reduced price of $24.95. Payment can be easily made through PayPal or with a debit/credit card.

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